


You Idiot

by Evil spoon



Category: iCarly
Genre: Hurt-Comfort, Poetry
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2011-07-04
Updated: 2011-07-04
Packaged: 2015-03-11 08:50:15
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 242
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7143994/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/980730/Evil-spoon
Summary: A short little poem I wrote about sam's feelings towards Freddie. Worth a gander I beleive. Also iOMG either didn't happen yet or doesn't exist.





	You Idiot

**I do not own iCarly, if I did then ilost my mind would already be out!**  
><strong>This is a little poem I actually wrote about a situation I'm going through but thought it applied perfectly to Sam. I may have changed a few words but it has pretty much been kept the same. My first fanfic, tell me what you think!<strong>

Stop smiling at me, you idiot;  
>You don't know what it does to me.<br>Stop being so funny, you idiot;  
>It makes it hard for me to stay mad at you.<br>Stop touching me, you idiot;  
>I'm too young to die of a cardiac arrest.<br>Stop being so hot, you idiot;  
>I hate feeling like a choked up fan girl.<br>Stop being so dorky, you idiot;  
>Only kittens are allowed to be that cute.<br>Stop being so kind you idiot;  
>It makes me feel guilty for calling you names…like idiot.<br>Stop being so charming, you idiot;  
>I need to stop falling for you.<br>Stop loving her, you idiot;  
>She seems to have a pattern of breaking you.<br>I should follow that last command;  
>Too bad I'm an idiot too.<p>

**Thank you for reading! Just a short little drably poem I wrote. I was going to replace idiot with nub, but nub seems to gentle for this somehow. I would appreciate feedback so I can improve! Maybe I'll get the guts to write a story soon.**


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